These are anagrams of names in weird news stories that have been featured in Anna's News Clippings.
Illinois's Stephen Crane is unhappy with the marital counselling he
and his wife, Maureen, received from parish priest Christopher Floss.
After several sessions of one-on-one therapy, Maureen left Stephen and
Floss left the Roman Catholic priesthood.
Crane is suing Floss and the diocese, with the charges including
professional negligence, alienation of affection, and negligence in
supervision and retention of the priest. Crane is seeking money to
help raise his children and to pay for therapy from a medical
professional.
Christopher Floss = Hot flesh! R.I.P., cross.
In the course of her duties cleaning homes in Lincoln, Nebraska, Mary E. McDaniel hatched a plot to steal the safe of a client who owned several businesses. The 52-year-old McDaniel recruited an accomplice to distract the woman while two others grabbed the safe from her house. The five then split the haul. McDaniel netted about $80, rather less than the $15,000 she had envisioned. All five involved in the theft have been arrested.
Mary E. McDaniel = My maid/cleaner.
A tavern in Minnesota is letting people smoke inside, despite a state law banning smoking in bars. Since the law makes an exception for theatrical performances, the owners of Barnacle's Resort decided to make every Saturday night a theatre evening. Customers pay $1 for an 'ACT NOW!' button and proceedings in the bar are transformed into theatre and the cigarettes into props.
Ten "real actors'" breath ~ at the Barnacle Resort.
When a plank hit Brooklyn, New York, construction worker Brian Persaud on the head, he was taken to the New York-Presbyterian Hospital Weill Cornell emergency room. He was given eight stitches. When a resident told him that he needed a rectal examination as well, he objected. A struggle ensued, in which the 38-year-old Persaud hit a doctor and shouted: 'Where I came from, you don't put anything in someone's ass!' Persaud was sedated, given the rectal exam, and later arrested. He was released without charges and is now suing the hospital for malpractice.
Brian Persaud = I'd ban "Rears up!".
= Urban despair
Ernesto Ponce, 19, stole a pickup truck from a dealership in Roseburg, Oregon, but abandoned the vehicle when a tyre blew. He then swiped a car from a nearby driveway. The engine overheated about 15 minutes later, and the car caught fire at a junction. Jeff Herbert, who pulled over to help with a fire extinguisher, found his pickup truck next on the list. According to Herbert, 'he jumped in when I had my back to him.' Ponce again didn't get far: an encounter with a police spike strip left him with two punctured tyres and an appointment with a ditch. He was arrested.
Ernesto Ponce = One cop enters.
He's being charged with various things but we don't know yet whether he'll get a 'poor sentence'.
South Carolina farmer Sampson Parker reached into his rusty corn
harvester to remove a stalk when the mechanical rollers that shuck the
corn pulled his glove and then his hand inside. Parker was able to
reach an iron bar to jam into the chain-and-sprocket driving the
rollers. After about an hour of crying for help, he felt his hand go
numb and began cutting off his fingers with his pocketknife to free
himself. When the sprocket grinding against the bar threw off sparks
that set the machine and grass on fire, he said, '[m]y skin was [...]
dripping off my arm like plastic melting. I realised I was in
trouble.' As he cut the flesh from his arm, he said, the fire kept him
from passing out from the shock. He then dropped to the ground, using
his weight to break the bone. Then a tyre exploded, and the force
threw him clear of the flames.
Parker drove his truck into the nearest road to wave down a car for
help. Motorists drove on the hard shoulder to get round him, until
passing firefighter Doug Spinks saw him, wrapped the arm, and summoned
help. Parker spent three weeks at a burn centre, and about 25
neighbours finished harvesting his corn for him. He said he is at
peace with the incident, as 'it really wasn't the corn picker's fault;
it was my fault.'
Sampson Parker = Arm snapper's OK.
In 2005, in family court proceedings in Niagara Falls, New York, Judge Robert Restaino heard a mobile telephone ring in the public seating area. When no-one seated there came forward to identify the owner of the telephone, Restaino ordered 46 people to be taken into police custody. Most were released on bond, while 14 were thrown into the county jail. The New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct has now described this as causing 'irreparable damage to public confidence in the fair and proper administration of justice in his court' and has removed Restaino from the bench.
Robert Restaino = Obstinate error.
Matt Wilkenson of Portland, Oregon, had been drinking with friends and wanted to impress them with how tame his pet snakes were. He probably did impress them when he put his pet eastern diamondback rattlesnake in his mouth, head first. He also ended up with the snake attached to the back of his throat. As the venom took effect, his tongue began to swell and he found breathing difficult. After a little antivenom, a breathing tube, and a three-day induced coma, Wilkenson admitted that 'it's actually kind of my own stupid fault', adding that 'they said I had enough venom in me to kill between 12 and 15 people'.
Oregon's Matt Wilkenson =
Let snake sting moron - Ow!
= Snake worn on me glottis.
Sandra Hickey of Pittsfield, Maine, couldn't find her house key and
was convinced that someone had taken it. The 58-year-old woman rang
emergency number 911 more than a dozen times in the space of five days
to report the problem, according to Sergeant Timothy Roussin of the
town's police force. Hickey sometimes admitted that there wasn't an
emergency or claimed that she had information on a murder, but the
topic always returned to the key. Hickey, who allegedly was
intoxicated at the time of the calls, is being charged with abuse of
the emergency number. She had been warned several times about this
possibility.
The missing house key had been returned without Hickey's knowledge,
according to Roussin.
I wonder whether Roussin had any off-the-record comments, such as:
Sandra Hickey = 'Cranky', he said.
A 21-year-old man in the Philippines reportedly saved a neighbour who had tried to hang himself. After taking the suicidal man to hospital, Reynandro Platon returned home, where his wife allegedly took him to task for drinking and thus complicating his diabetes symptoms. Joseph Dino of the Quezon City police district said that Platon waited for his housemates to fall asleep, then went to the second storey of the home with a yellow nylon cord and hanged himself.
Reynandro Platon suicides = Nylon rope. Is dead. Curtains.
Illinois's Arthur Friedman sued his wife's lover, German Blinov, under an 'alienation of affection' law. The wife, Natalie, explained in court that the problem is not that she was having sex with Blinov - after all, her husband had asked her to have sex with other men and women as a way of livening up the relationship - but that she started to have feelings for him. Arthur said: 'This guy ruined my life - he back-stabbed me.' A jury, which reportedly referred to the case as 'stupid' and the law as 'ridiculous', ordered Blinov to pay $4,802.
Arthur Friedman ~ in further drama!
When two-year-old Adonis Ribott's birthday party ended, at about 2am, his mother Luz Marie Ramos bade him farewell and his father Danny Ribot started to drive him home - but then parked the car at an auto body shop, leaving the boy inside. Ribot walked the rest of the way, then couldn't find his house keys so rang the doorbell to summon his mother. She says she asked: 'Where did you leave the car?' and 'Where's the baby?'. She continued: 'He smiled and just went upstairs. I figured maybe the baby's with his mama.' When Ribot woke at 11am and noticed that his son was not asleep beside him, he rang Ramos, and his own mother rang the police. Ramos's parents saw the car at the car repair shop and rescued Adonis. Ramos indicated that Ribot, who claimed not to remember what had happened the previous night, might have had a drink or two at the party.
Danny Ribot = Into brandy?
Escambia, Florida, police arrested Cheveon Alonzo Ford after his 292nd illegitimate call to emergency services since 1 July. The 21-year-old Ford explained to the officers that he had made the calls because 911 is the only number that he was able to reach, since he had run out of minutes on his telephone plan.
Cheveon A. Ford = Need for havoc?
Sylvette Wimberly of Houston, Texas, said that she has figured out why she
began receiving lewd and embarrassing telephone calls and e-mail messages.
Former high-school classmate Lara Madden had decided to borrow her name
for use in her videos in the adult film industry. Wimberly is suing
Madden and the producer of her videos, alleging invasion of privacy and
emotional distress - for example, former classmates contacted her upon
hearing that she was a porn star - and she has filed an injunction aimed
at getting Madden to stop calling herself Sylvette Wimberly.
Sylvette Wimberly ~ met very best willy!
A Florida jury convicted Terry Lee Alexander on charges of indecent
exposure because he was masturbating in his jail cell while a female
deputy was monitoring the cell from a camera control room. Sheriff's
office spokesman Elliot Cohen said that, while masturbation in Broward
County jails normally is punished by a restriction of privileges, the
agency now is encouraging deputies to press criminal charges, in hopes of
eradicating the behaviour. Coryus Veal is heeding this advice; Alexander
is the eighth person she has charged with in-cell masturbation in the last
six months, in each affidavit describing the activity as conducted in a
'vulgar and indecent manner' and thus fulfilling one of the criteria set
forth in the state's indecent exposure statute.
Beneath that prudish exterior:
Coryus Veal = Saucy lover.
An armed and masked bandit stole $75 and two cartons of cigarettes from a petrol station in Florida. After the police arrived, someone noticed that the robber had left a case leaning against a display rack. Within was a receipt for an AK-47 purchase, bearing the name of Eric Cunningham. Officers arrested the 18-year-old man at his home a few kilometres from the petrol station.
Eric Cunningham = Nice rich gunman?
A woman rang the Elk Grove, California, police to report that her
eight-year-old grandson had taken the keys to the family car and gone
for a drive. Officer Chris Trim said that the boy ignored officers'
flashing lights and sirens. Police followed him at 40-55 km/h for five
to 10 minutes, in which time he caused a collision, injuring another
driver.
The boy stopped the car at his house, where his mother, Heather
Bollinger, greeted officers by hitting them in the chest. Neighbour
Sue Wu said: 'The mom just ran out of the house and started fighting
with police' and that she was spitting and scratching. Bollinger was
arrested, and the boy is in his grandmother's care.
Heather Bollinger = The hollering bear.
Dearborn, Michigan, city council member Doug Thomas said: 'If you're a
cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana
and keeping it yourself, that's bad.' The officer in question, Edward
Sanchez, had his wife bake the drug into brownies. He remained under
the radar until he rang 911 to report: 'I think we're dying. We made
brownies and I think we're dead. I really do.'
After the emergency call, he initially claimed that his wife had
obtained the dope from his car herself but later confessed. The
police department decided to allow him to resign from his job and thus
avoid prosecution.
Edward Sanchez, Dearborn Police = Cops ended clear brownie hazard.
While on a costume-party-themed pub crawl with other medical
professionals in Florida, Brevard County physician Raymond Adamcik, 54,
chose to be Captain America. He also allegedly chose to place a
burrito in his blue tights and ask women whether they wanted to touch
it. One woman rang the police to report that he groped her when she
refused. When officers arrived, an identity parade of the Captain
Americas on the pub crawl was held. The woman pointed out Adamcik,
whose burrito was found in his boot.
Officers reported that, while in a police holding cell, Captain
America removed a marijuana cigarette from his tights and tried to
flush it down the toilet. He now faces charges of battery, disorderly
conduct, drug possession, and attempting to destroy evidence.
Raymond Adamcik = I am odd, am cranky, ...
Washington's Julie Anderson, 48, apparently was displeased with a haircut she received at her regular salon, Stage 1 in Richland. According to Police Captain Mike Cobb, she returned to the salon and, when her regular stylist arrived, pulled a gun on her and demanded $100. Salon employees gave her the money. Anderson began to drive away but decided to fire at least one shot into the rear window of the stylist's car first. She threw the gun through the broken window and headed to another hair salon in the area for a trim to fix a bad haircut from some time ago. Cobb said she apparently paid with some of the money from Stage 1. She was arrested when she left the salon and could face charges of first-degree robbery and second-degree malicious mischief.
Julie Anderson's "bad hair day" = Salon injured by sad airhead.
Baltimore police detective Gregory Jenkins ended his incident report with:
'Again, this really happened'...
First, Sunday Smith reported on 20 April that a gunman ordered her and a
friend out of their car, then drove off with it. Two weeks later, the
police received another call: Smith had found the car parked near where it
had been stolen. It was promptly towed to a police station. Two hours
later, the police received a third call concerning the vehicle. Gregory
Alston, 20, wished to report it stolen. When officers brought Alston to
the station, he told Deputy Maj. Jim Rood that he'd bought the car in
March. Rood didn't buy this story, as Alston 'didn't know who he bought
it from ... he didn't know anything - so finally he just owned up' and
admitted to stealing Sunday's car. As to why Alston chose to report the
disappearance of the vehicle, Jenkins explained in his report that Alston
had left his wallet inside and 'was trying to retrieve it without drawing
suspicion to himself'.
Gregory Alston = Loser got angry...
Police in Manchester, New Hampshire, say that Lillian Carter, 84, went to Elliot Hospital to collect her son Ron, 49, at his dismissal from the facility. Driving to the hospital's entrance, she hit the accelerator pedal rather than the brake. The car sped forward and struck her son as he was walking to meet her. The car then connected with a concrete pillar. Ron Carter was admitted to the hospital with serious injuries, and his mother too is now a patient there.
Lillian Carter = "Car? I'll learn it."
Locked out of his stepmother's home, Michael Urbano figured he would simply enter via the Hayward, California, home's chimney. The 23-year-old Urbano took off his clothes, which he figured could hinder his descent, and began to rappel down the chimney with the aid of a cable television wire attached to the roof. When the cable snapped, he fell until becoming wedged about three quarters of the way down the chimney. About four hours later, his calls for help prompted a neighbour to ring the police. Officers arrived at shortly after 6:30am, found Urbano's clothes at the bottom of the chimney, and spent the next hour pushing the naked man back up to the roof. Police lieutenant Gary Branson said that Urbano, who suffered minor injuries in the incident, was then arrested for being high on drugs.
Michael Urbano = Lamebrain. (Ouch.)
When prisoners were allowed back into Missouri's Dallas County
Detention Center after having set the facility on fire in an escape
attempt, they were in for a surprise. Sheriff Mike Rackley had ordered the
walls to be painted pink - a colour that several studies have reported as
having a soothing effect in institutional settings. Also, the paint job
features blue teddy bears.
Rackley summed up: "[W]e made it like a day care, and that's kind of
like what it is, a day care for adults who can't control their behavior in
public."
Dallas County Detention Center =
No tenant's diary noted: "Cute cell!"
Lisa Marie Nowak was a married mother of three and a NASA astronaut,
but she wanted something more: to cement her relationship with fellow
astronaut Bill Oefelein. To this end, she drove from Texas to Florida
- wearing nappies on the journey in order to save some time - to meet
romantic rival Colleen Shipman in the Orlando airport car park.
According to a police report, Shipman noticed a woman following her
at the airport, so she locked herself in her car. When Nowak failed to
gain access to the car, she began to cry and said she couldn't hear
Shipman. Shipman then rolled down her car window 'about two inches',
and Nowak sprayed her with pepper spray. After Shipman drove off and
reported the incident, an officer saw Nowak place some items in a
rubbish bin, among them a wig and BB pistol. Also, she was carrying
a steel mallet, folding knife, rubber tubing, and large plastic bags.
Nowak, 43, explained to the police that she had planned to abduct
Shipman in order to have a conversation with her about Oefelein.
Lisa Marie Nowak = Mania, so warlike.
Colleen Shipman = Hellion encamps.
Mr. Bill Oefelein, NASA = I'll be fine alone... Mars?
Rosie Costello of Tacoma, Washington, has admitted in court that she has collected more than $200,000 in welfare benefits over the last 20 years as a result of coaching her two children to fake mental retardation. Costello, now 46, began coaching her daughter to feign retardation when the girl was four years old, and her son from age eight. The situation came to light after Costello's now-26-year-old son, Pete, contested a traffic ticket in court without difficulty. His sibling has not been located, and his mother has pleaded guilty of conspiracy to defraud the government.
Rosie Costello = Lie scores loot.
Staff at Winnipeg's Headingly jail discovered that prisoners at this 'tobacco-free' facility were using boiled Nicorette gum and tea leaves as a substitute, which they rolled in pages from Gideon Bibles in order to make cigarettes. Prison superintendent Cathy Sandney described the illicit activity as 'very discreet'. Speaking for Gideons International, who place the Bibles in jails, Ron Muir said: 'They've destroyed about 50 Bibles. They're going to need more Bibles and I'll bring them more.'
Nicorette gum and Bibles and some tea make ~
inmates sob and deem cigarette unsmokable.
Harry Titlow decided to kill his uncle so he could use the insurance money for a sex-change operation. Titlow's aunt, who helped pour alcohol down her husband's throat and suffocate him, gave Titlow $70,000 and a car. She has been acquitted. Titlow, now "Vonlee Titlowz", faces trial in January.
Harry Titlow =
Trial-worthy!
Wisconsin's Armando Cortez was angry at his estranged wife, so he decided to repeatedly ram his van into the side of her Ford Escort. Witnesses say the 34-year-old Fond Du Lac man hit the car 20-30 times, stopping only when the Escort had been pushed 47 feet and was up against a tree. Cortez told officers he had bought the car for his wife so he knew it was hers; however, the car he rammed belonged to her neighbour. Police said alcohol likely played a part in Cortez's actions. He has been charged with two counts of criminal damage to property.
Mister Armando Cortez =
Er, crazed motorist man.
What will his future hold?
Armando Cortez ~ to ram on, crazed?
Police believe North Seattle, Washington, man Louis G. Carnaghi was annoyed that his wife hadn't left his medicines in the pill box and that he had had to answer one too many early-morning 'phone calls for her. The 87-year-old Carnaghi rolled his wheelchair behind his 86-year-old wife, Arline, and hit her repeatedly with a steel pipe. Prosecutors allege that he then bit chunks out of her arms as he fell from his chair. A neighbour rang 911 after finding the blood-covered couple on the floor.
Align chair near ~ Arline Carnaghi...
Hospital cleaner Sophie Matlala found it difficult to eat the goulash the canteen served for lunch one day in May 1999. South Africa's Pretoria High Court heard recently how, after she couldn't bite through the meat in the stew, her colleagues at Medforum Hospital inspected the offending morsel and concluded that it was a piece of cooked penis. After vomiting several times over the course of the afternoon, she became a vegetarian.
Hospital authorities confirmed the 60-year-old Matlala's suspicions about the meat, although it could not be established whether the penis had belonged to a human or an animal. Judge Phineas Mojapelo rejected Matlala's R2.7m lawsuit due to a three-year statute of limitations, but he added that he hoped her legal advisors would advise her to sue them. The summons had been issued on the last day of the three years but not served until three days later.
Sophie Matlala =
A hospital meal.
Does anyone from South Africa want to give the judge a call and find out if this is the claimant's real name or if some journalist was just having a bit of fun? There is a fair bit of information on the case available online.
Peter Hallinean of Rochester, New York, was arrested for supplying heroin to his wife at her workplace, the school where she taught. Principal Timothy Cliby said that assistant principal Kathleen Wiecorek called his attention to a suspicious foil-wrapped package inside a Happy Meal that Hallinean, 31, had apparently dropped off at the school office for his wife, Correy. Cliby said he found alcohol swabs, a syringe partially filled with a brown fluid, and a well-used oversized rubber band inside. Cliby, who said he had already suspected Correy of drug use, called the police. Peter said his wife has been suspended from her teaching duties.
The cops can question her in anagrams:
Correy Hallinean = 'Recall any heroin?'
Andrew J. Castor, 14, allegedly fed a neighbour's cat to an alligator. According to Cape Coral, Florida, police, Castor stole the cat from a chair in the neighbours' yard, put it in his bookbag, and took it to a canal, where he kicked the animal and threw it into the water. The cat's owners said Castor took them to see the cat while it was still in the alligator's mouth. "It had him by the tail. I started crying. I couldn't breathe," said Cari Taich, 16, who got the cat, Homeboy, when she was five years old.
The police said Castor had just wanted to see what the alligator would do. It is unclear whether he will be tried as an adult.
Andrew Castor = A cat's drowner. [well, nearly]
Trenton Michael Veches, 32, was found guilty of lewd conduct, mostly on account of sucking the toes of over a dozen young boys he supervised at a youth recreation centre where he worked. He admitted to having such encounters with 20 children (19 toe-suckings and three buttock-touchings) but will appeal the verdict, which could carry a sentence of over 300 years in prison. Veches maintains that his behaviour was not sexual, and his lawyer said the child pornography found on the accused's computer prejudiced the jury.
Trenton Michael Veches = Toes enchant him. Clever.
Suffolk County, New York, officers report that Troy C. Stephani, 32, refused to pull over for police, leading them on a ten-minute chase through red lights. Stephani, after turning a corner, quickly realised that it led to the parking lot of police headquarters.
(They train cops.)
He explained to the arresting officers that he hadn't wanted to stop until he'd finished smoking the crack cocaine that he had in his pickup. This admission makes him rather
chastity-prone
as he'll probably be spending some time in jail on what he might call
'One shitty rap!'
...unless he's ordered into rehab instead, where he would receive
therapy's tonic.
Maybe he was so brazen about his offences because he figured he could escape any charges through the power of his
hypnotic stare.
And then there's 'Victor's Little Secret', the Kentucky porn shop that changed its name from 'Victor's Secret' in an unsuccessful attempt to avoid being sued by Victoria's Secret. The Supreme Court found no evidence that the lingerie company's trademark had been hurt. The owner of the family-run shop is Victor Moseley.
Victor Moseley = Very cool items!
The Detroit Free Press reports on Officer Anthony Johnson, who claims that Joni Gullas, who smelled of alcohol, refused to produce ID and resisted arrest, starting to back her car up. Gullas claimed that she thought Johnson, in street clothes, had been trying to carjack her. Police reports indicate that Johnson handcuffed her right hand but she withdrew her left. Johnson used a knife to cut off the left sleeve of her large coat in order to handcuff her. He ended up cutting off her left ring finger, which could not be reattached, and cutting her middle finger.
Joni Gullas = Jail us long!
New Jersey's Michael Thiel had just finished his first year as a Drug Abuse Resistance Education officer, teaching approximately 70 students. After his fellow officer Amalio S. Gorcsik was arrested for allegedly trying to buy cocaine from an undercover officer while in a patrol car, the investigation widened. Thiel and a third officer were also arrested. While head D.A.R.E. officer Sgt. Edward Selb said Thiel would be decertified for possessing and using drugs, Harrison Township School Superintendent Dr. Patricia Hoey said no special statement has been prepared to help students deal with the issue of their D.A.R.E. officer being arrested on drug charges.
In the ensuing investigation, will we encounter a
Lie from 'ethical' chief ~ Officer Michael Thiel?
As to what made him continue in a life of crime, we can only guess:
Relief of chemical hit.
Yugoslav Army paratrooper Dragan Curcic survived a 1000-metre fall after his main and spare parachute malfunctioned. Initially failing to open, they became tangled in each other, opening simultaneously. The 40-year-old Curcic came to a rest after falling through the roof of an army building. He performed another parachute drop two days later./p>
Paratrooper Dragan Curcic = Crap occurring at drop area.
Chatanooga, Tennessee, police reports indicate that Rudy Raines and William King stopped at the Fast Food and Fuel convenience store to dry out two sackfuls of marijuana in the microwave oven there. Although a patrol car was parked outside, Raines went inside and began to dry out the pot, whose smell soon filled the store. Officer Tetzel Tillery said that, when Raines removed the sack and "Officer Ashley went up to him and asked what he was doing ... he admitted that he was trying to dry out the marijuana". Ashley saw more marijuana in the car (for about a pound in total); King, on being awakened, said he didn't know anything about it. Raines told Ashley he and King had been headed to a drug rehab clinic.
Rudy Raines = Ruin's ready!
A Port Huron, Michigan, woman faces charges of throwing her seven-month-old baby out a window. LaFayre Marie Banks is accused of throwing the child from a bathroom window in her second-floor apartment, causing the infant severe internal and head injuries. The 32-year-old Banks denied the allegations, explaining that she was bathing the child when it reared up and went through the window. The child has been placed with a foster family.
A family breaks near ~ LaFayre Marie Banks.
and the rather more silly
LaFayre Banks = NAMBLA's freaky!
Reuters reports on Emma Dunn and Raoul Sebastian, both 19, a British couple whose dream trip to Sydney wasn't quite what they were expecting. They booked their air tickets on the Internet, boarded the plane with no problems, and started to suspect that something was wrong only when they were asked to transfer to a small plane in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Once they landed in Sydney, Nova Scotia, Air Canada employee Andrea Batten was given the task of helping the couple, who she said were 'obviously very surprised' to learn that they were not in Sydney, Australia.
Dunn probably blames the Web site for making it unclear where they would go:
Emma Dunn = "Dumb menu!"
In denial, Rauol Sebastian might have told the Air Canada employees
"So, be Australian!"
Mississauga, Ontario, soccer coach Frank Pesce, 39, rushed onto the field during a break in a pre-teens' soccer game and attacked a 12-year-old girl who had been playing well for the opposing team. Under Ontario Soccer Association rules, a coach is immediately suspended from all soccer-related activity if he assaults an official. But association executive director Brian Avey said there is nothing in the policy about coaches who attack players. Pending further action, Pesce is still coaching.
I don't know what kind of venue the games are held in, but it is because of people like Frank Pesce that
park fences
were created.
A 70-year-old man's car was stolen in Camden, New Jersey, and recovered by police the same day. That didn't help its owner. Mayor Gwendolyn Faison began using the car as her official vehicle. In the wake of bad publicity surrounding her refusal to return the car to its rightful owner, Faisan returned the Lincoln Town Car after a few weeks. In a subsequent audit ordered by County Prosecutor Vincent P. Sarubbi, it was revealed that the police department was using two other stolen cars. Sarubbi has cleared the mayor of any wrongdoing.
Gwendolyn Faisan~'s defying a law, non?
Amanda Monti, a 24-year-old woman from Birkenhead, Merseyside, had apparently remained on good terms with Geoffrey Jones, 37, after he broke off their relationship. Liverpool crown court heard recently that after Monti drove Jones home from a party, she offered him sex and said she wished to discuss the relationship. He refused and, in the struggle that followed, threw her out of the house. After she smashed a window, there was another fight, in which Monti ripped off one of her ex-boyfriend's testicles. She initially tried to hide it in her mouth, but it was recovered. However, it could not be reattached.
Amanda Monti = Anti-nad ammo!
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunkenly staggering along a path in the Slovakian Tatra mountains, minus his car. He explained that an avalanche had buried his car in snow and that he had to dig his way out through the window. Realising that the snow would fill the vehicle before he could free himself, he decided to drink one of the 60 half-litre bottles of beer he had with him. Then he hit on the idea of urinating on the snow to melt it after he had scooped it down from above the vehicle. He said: 'It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt, but I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.'
Note: male piss flow ~ melts a pile of snow.
Germaine M. Taylor of Racine, Wisconsin, was put on probation after he got Kristina pregnant when she was 14 years old. He then got Beckie Knecht pregnant when she was 17. After he was given another chance, he had his third child, by a 15-year-old. The unemployed Taylor, 20, has now been sentenced to 17 years in prison by Judge Allan Torhorst, who told him "I want you out of this community".
Germaine Taylor =
Normality. Agree?
= Enrage morality.
= Ration meagerly. [If he'd been paying child support]
= Ram eagerly into...
= Goal: I marry teen. [An antigram, I believe]
Germaine M. Taylor
= Memory: a neat girl.
= Mere girl anatomy.
= Immoral entry age.
= 'My organ + Mere tail.'
= Migratory man-eel.
Wichita Falls, Texas, native Lee Wayne Lawrence was afraid that his daugher had a job as a stripper at Maximus Gentleman's Club. Police say Lawrence, 41, entered the club in camouflage fatigues, started slashing furniture with an eight-inch hunting knife, and asked for a drink. Serving him, manager Vic Robinson saw a homemade bomb around Lawrence's neck. Seconds later, police entered. A few days later, after security camera footage was reviewed, Lawrence said "I would do that for my daughter if I could get her out of there".
While his daughter, Kera, had applied and auditioned for a job at the club, Robinson said he had turned her down because her identification looked fake. Lawrence, who'd been released from prison in February after serving time for assaulting a police officer, has returned to jail.
Maximus Gentleman's Club = Ban male lust, sex, & cumming!
Ian Cheeseman ~ has nice enema!
Male and female prisoners have managed to have sexual encounters and conduct strip shows at North Carolina's Person County jail from 6 to 10 September. Sheriff Dennis Oakley said "It's ... because of a staffing shortage" - his requests for more staff members haven't been met - and "Things happen".
Charges have been brought against 12 inmates for offences such as prostitution and breaking and entering. A.K. Pruitt, the jail's administrator, said an investigation revealed that prisoners had removed the screws that held a Plexiglass barrier in place, allowing them access to the canteen area and, from there, the females' area. Lookouts were used to spot guards arriving for random checks. The encounters became public when two women became upset that the men didn't provide the marijuana that the men promised them.
Person County Jail != Platonic journeys. [an antigram, it seems]
= Joy/coitus planner.
= Panty lice sojourn?
Police in Kenya report that Alfonse Mumbo accused his wife, Penina, of having an extramarital affair. Officers said that, deciding to teach her a lesson while she was out and wanting "to give her a free hand to go after other men", he used a kitchen knife to remove his penis and testicles. Penina, who insists that she was not having an affair, came home a few minutes later and found the 38-year-old former barber unconscious in a pool of blood.
The Kajulu Wath Orego man later told the /East African Standard/ that "I found myself disgusted with the penis and decided to cut it off. ... The knife was too sharp and before I realised what I had done, it was too late."
Umm, for male nobs, ~ Mr. Alfonse Mumbo!
The Arizona Republic tells of Delano Yanes, who was the subject of reports to the police and Child Protective Services in April. An investigation showed that his five-month-old child, Elijah Alexander, had a broken arm, which the family blamed on the boy's four-year-old sister. Six months later, Delano called paramedics to report that he'd found his son in his playpen not breathing and had tried to perform CPR. An autopsy revealed that the child's heart had ruptured when he was sodomised. The 25-year-old Delano was taken into custody.
Delano Yanes = Yes, anal done.
or
Delano Yanes ~ eyed son. "Anal?..."
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