You had to be there for the threads. But here is the out-of-context madness anyway. Every once in a while, someone on alt.anagrams presents a strange phrase and asks people to figure out what common phrase it's an anagram of. After figuring out the answer, I like to come up with less plausible alternatives. Several of the anagrams here were the fruit of such silly efforts.
[From the Harry Potter thread]
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone =
Try dope/hashish/pot. Enter prone harlots.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets =
Arrest the French, somebody! The crap art...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban =
Deep Throat, a thanks for any bizarre porn.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire =
Royal photo frightened far better!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
Oh, no! Fear the horrid property tax! The end.
[Food, mostly from the breakfast thread]
I've just discovered a lot about myself. I thought I had a
healthy diet breakfast-wise, but it seems I often end up starting
my day with
cask beer/real fat
= breakfast cereal.
Haggard, solemn. = Golden Grahams
Pale sick. = Special K!
Apricot preserves with toast
= 'Approve erotica's wet t-shirts.
= Oh, we crave spirits, taste port.
A banned book's taste = Baked beans on toast.
Chicken pasta alfredo
= Alert codfish pancake
= 'Freak spinach located!'
= Radiant peacock flesh
= Chef's Tackle (Paranoid?)
To be fashionably late = Beastly lifeboat, Noah!
[From the 'Where is Osama hiding?' thread]
Osama bin Laden's hideout
= at Anaheim bus station, loaded. [a disturbing image]
= A sound homestead in Bali.
= Demon's abode's Lithuania!
= "I am based in Houston, deal?"
Osama bin Laden's secret hideout
= Absconded to Israel (humane site).
= Cambodia, on USENET (there is ADSL).
[Where do trolls come from?]
frogremailer@bigfoot.comMixmaster remailer = Large Mexican moron.
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