The sections on this page are 'people', 'places', 'things', and 'brand names', most with sub-categories. Have a look around.
The Islamic Republic of Iran=
Familiar bunch set oil price.
The Rocky Mountains ~ mean hot ski country!
Russian Federation =
Tear under fission.
Helsinki--Vantaa Airport =
Real shit aviation prank.
Wetherspoons Pub = Posh uptown beers?
Greece and Italy =
Needy? Eat garlic!
If you take the metro at least,
Saint Petersburg = Get superb trains.
And also
St. Petersburg/Leningrad = Gangster printed rubles.
Maurits Cornelis Escher = Surrealistic schemer, no?
Whitney Houston
= "Shut it now, honey!"
= Showy hit, no tune.
= Who? The noisy nut?
Her fans are probably
non-white youths.
[Guitar virtuoso]
Al Di Meola = A male idol.
The taikonaut / man in space Yang Liwei =
Put toiling man in a 'Chinese takeaway'.
[If you know the band Rush, you know it fits.]
Vocalist Geddy Lee (Gary Weinrib) =
Weird, big-nosed legacy - try a veil!
Though Samuel P. Langley was made a laughingstock in the public eye
due to his expensive and unsuccessful flying experiments, he received
much recognition by the American government and others for his pioneering
efforts in aviation.
Samuel P. Langley = Lame, ugly planes.
[RIIA head, who retired for 'personal reasons']
Hilary Rosen ~ is real horny.
[The man behind the new Doctor Who, previously known best for
controversial, gay-friendly programmes such as 'Queer As Folk'.]
Russell T. Davies = Lad's virtueless.
The guitar hero Steve Siro Vai = Ever-great virtuoso - he is a hit.
[Lead singer in Bad Manners, Buster Bloodvessel, known for a long
tongue]
Douglas Trendle's tongue = Long, dangerous... let's duet!
[Not everyone has heard of the Mexican president's wife]
Marta Sahagun = Sumatra? Ghana?
[Not necessarily apt...]
Professor Stephen Hawking = Thinker goofs - news perhaps?
[In honour of the death of Idi Amin, double-meaning anagram]
The Butcher of Uganda = Fat thug. Head bouncer.
Anthony Blair = Bah! I only rant!
[Is he up to no good?]
Magician David Blaine = Aid Bin Laden via magic.
The pulp writer & polygamist L. Ron Hubbard =
Grubb, Northrup & Whipp are totally misled.
[Margaret Grubb, Sara Northrup, and Mary Sue Whipp were
the Scientology founder's three wives. He misled each of
these women as to the existence of one or more of the others.]
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, author of Dianetics =
Oaf's incoherent a lot. Bad fraud habit, adultery,...
The newborn princess of the Netherlands:
The princess, Amalia ~ has special raiment and
The princess, Amalia ~ is in arms/the palace.
Additionally,
Catharina-Amalia Beatrix Carmen Victoria Prinses der Nederlanden, Prinses
van Oranje-Nassau =
A national job earns her extra admirers and universal respect:
Scandinavian, American, Persian...
The Bonobo Conservation Initiative ~
is into the erotic, innovative baboon.
Got a physical customisations reference? =
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
= Cheesy scalp/toe transmogrification? Sue!
~ chops a lot. Unnecessary artifice, egotism...
= If cheap, some large tits/a tiny nose occurs.
= Researching some liposuction case, Fatty?
Good Times Restaurants Inc. =
Eat in, customer; it's so grand! =
It's darn great! So consume it! =
Meat's grit, no? Sauce's dirt, no? =
Assorted mutations - cringe! =
Stout eat orgasmic dinners. =
Meat's rancid - guests riot, no? =
Score meat outstanding, sir.
[Someone anagrammed the Origami Society of the Netherlands, and I
wondered if there might be similar organisations elsewhere, in this
rather silly anagram...]
The Origami Society of Finland =
The aim: forays into ice folding.
The Campaign for Real Ale = Fear/hate lager? Complain!
or
Anti-lager chap (or female)? ~
Eager for a pint? Ah - call me!: ~
The Campaign for Real Ale =
Survey & Ballot Systems: 'Travesty!' & 'Bless my soul!'
Brigham Young University = 'Very into bigamy? Uh, ring us.'
[Dedicated to any programmers who dislike the work environment there:]
Freescale Semiconductor = Lucifer's menace to coders.
Bristol and West Building Society ~ is good. Will be best-in-industry act.
= Bullying, twisted, racist nobodies.
The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
= On occasion, a bosom/cyst/genital/digit reference galls.
= So, aging genital docs sociably reference tits? Cool, man!
= Carnal federation. Oocytes! Eggs! Genital/bosom clinics!
Dales Pharmaceuticals Limited =
A small 'medical use': the acid trip.
[Here is a slightly silly anagram concerning three groups for people
with albinism]
NOAH, Albinismus Selbsthifegruppe, and Natalie's Way
=
Blond hair, blue eyes. "Pain! Sun is fatal," gasps white man.
The Federal Express couriers ~ use pliers, exert a force, shred...
The Federal Express couriers ~ slept. Horrid excuses are free!
Or, if your packages vanish without a trace,
A Federal Experss courier = Residue of ex-parcels rare.
[If you have been on USENET for any length of time, you'll
have heard of the Usenet Central Administration - the authority
to which posters are asked to appeal when other posters or
the entire newsgroup won't admit to being wrong, wrong, wrong and
deserving of punishment. I'm not sure that as many are aware of
the group's full name, which I have decided to anagram here.]
Usenet Central Administration Bureau and Advocacy League
= Naive argue 'But I need an email/URL, a contact address, a county...'
= A cute idea but... A contact address/a URL in Guyana? No email? ...Never!
Marlboro cigarettes = Bet more tar clogs air.
Twinings Breakfast Tea = Best at first awakening.
A Patriot Missile ~ impairs site a lot.
A Patriot Missile = Irate? Aim pistols?
Victoria's Secret lingerie = Girls rave 'Nice erotic site!'
The deoxyribonucleic acid molecule =
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome =
Re. super-disease, many try to recover.
Frontal lobe dementias ~ often led to lame brains.
[Introducing one of the nastier food poisoning bacteria...]
With Listeria monocytogenes, ~
I'm noisy in the water closet. Go!
Acute hypochondriasis = Adore physician's touch?
Senile dementias ~ eliminated sense.
Active-phase paranoid schizophrenia =
Pariah's path: achieve crazed opinions
Electroconvulsive therapy =
Act conveys evil or true help?
'Help' via one's covert cruelty.
Ah, volts! Violent, creepy 'cure'.
Oh, ill period? -> Haloperidol
= Poor ill head?
Gardener's Question Time =
Its quest: greener domain. =
A gnome set isn't required!
Lonely Planet Guides = Tip: you'll see England.
Webster's Dictionary = Brainy set cite words.
On The Springer Show ~ throng snipes: "Whore!"
[Amid questions of how susceptible it is to fraud and error...]
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia = Yelp in ire: "A heap of wicked deceit!"
Merriam-Webster's Dictionary = Beware discriminatory terms.
[This 'gram isn't fair to the Finnish newspaper]
Helsingin Sanomat = Anti-English moans.
The Shorter Oxford English Dictionary =
Horrors! Their hefty, giant lexicon's odd!
or
Shorter Oxford English Dictionary =
Thirst for dry, grandiose lexicon?
The American Standard Version of the Bible =
Bad lions free to eat brave Christian men. D'oh!
[And its book-within-a-book]
Revelation = Native lore.
[I saw the serialised version of this Stephen King film]
Langoliers = Long serial!
[I'm not optimistic...]
Star Wars Episode Three = Stratosphere-wide arse.
[For those who remember watching the crumbs fall
out of Cookie Monster's mouth]
See monsters eat ~ on 'Sesame Street'!
[The South African version of the programme is called 'Takalani
Sesame' ('takalani' meaning 'be happy' in the Venda language).]
'Takalani Sesame' ~ makes neat alias.
American Presidential election = Elite criminals' deception arena.
The Miss Germany Pageant = Man eying a temptress/hag.
The Fourth World Scrabble Championship
= Chic perform word hunt. Oh, alphabet bliss!
= Hold public performances worth shit. Bah!
Wife Beater = A wee, brief T.
Fear to chew, Ma? = Cream of Wheat
Frosted Cheerios ~ fostered heroics.
Orange Sunshine
= Ah, singe neurons!
= A noun's greenish!
Clearlight
= Tragic hell!
= Great chill!
Mister Natural
= Is tantrum real?
= Rare stimulant?
Blue Microdot = Clubroom diet?
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