This is a grab bag, things that don't neatly fit into another category on these pages. As with the others, the quality varies.
The drag racers. = Red cars gather.
The doctor of dental science - Field's tooth-care-connected.
The winter solstice = Snort 'Sleet with ice!'
Night guards = Drag in thugs.
US foreign policy = Fry using OPEC oil.
To go on a bender = 'God! Beer at noon?!'
Gentle persuasion ~ negates repulsion.
Secret Agent = Gee, can't rest.
Cinema fans do not roar ~ "Nominated for an Oscar!!"
and
The Oscar-nominated movie ~ has cinema verite mood - not!
Classic nudes: Clean? Discuss.
Seek guidance from above ~ and evoke magic before us.
Slow news day = We sold yawns.
The florist's = For thistles?
and
A florist = Soft liar.
Swerving cars killed -> Reckless driving law.
In a surgical procedure ~ I'd puree crucial organs.
Customer-focused = Comfort/seduce us.
Wedding receptions = Gown? Rice? It depends.
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles,
onions on a sesame-seed bun
=
Multinational capitalists sell suet cones, peacock feed, bees' wee.
Obese sheep can sue.
Senatorial = A lie's art, no?
Proselytising = So, priest lying?
= Pitying losers.
= I reply: 'Got sins?'
Shark bites = Shit breaks.
Oh, dear. Sunbathers do risk ~ a hundred or so shark bites.
That was a all-too-elaborate attempt to save this non-anagram:
* Bathers risk ~ shark bites.
Educational TV = A not-adult vice.
Bringing photography into the computer age:
Digital cameras = A magical stride.
or
Digital cameras = It's magical, dear.
Any sufficiently advanced technology, after all...
Appeasing Hitler = Helping parasite.
The white supremacist ~ upsets with hate crime.
another option being
White supremacy nut: Tune's "Up with my race!"
The flight of Icarus = Cue his fright aloft.
Dead man walking! = Damn glad I waken!
Swords into ploughshares = Hope lost, so Darwin shrugs.
A company's values:
Innovation
Customer Focus
Speed
Impeccable Ethics
Great Talent
Ownership
=
The team newcomer can happen to develop
* tuberculosis
* necrotising fascitis
Two different schools of thought...
Undergoing a psychiatric evaluation =
A graying purist: "Lie on a couch, deviant!"
Critic: "Uh, gauge personality on a divan?"
The handsome prince's ~ into sheep! Charm ends.
'Be all that you can be in the Army' or ~
Internet Relay Chat: HELLO, BUM BOY!
Denote martini load:
'Tired and emotional'
or maybe
'Tired and emotional' = Ale: idiot adornment.
One thing's clear:
'Tired and emotional' probably does not mean lemonade tradition.
A hawk's response to a famous saying:
The pen is mightier than the sword = Dim! Get shot in the war, then perish.
Drugs/illegal substances = Sell giant LSD sugar cubes.
and take your pick from:
Drugs or illegal substances
= LSD sugar cubes - Great! No ills!
= Grass, ice, LSD, glue: brutal, son!
= Bud, grass, all glues. Snort ice...
= Ice, angel dust, grass; roll bus.
This might explain a lot.
London's public transportation system =
City planner's trip monotonous? LSD tabs!
Breaching of copyright = Bitch "Poaching! Forgery!"
The fair sex = A hex. Strife.
Surgeons amputate ~ so guarantee stump.
Long-term relationship =
Poll: nightmare in store
Persistence = Sincere pest?
These Biblical stories = Shite! Cobblers! It's a lie!
Lurid nastiness ~ in slander suits...
and
Libel suit = It bullies.
A freak show = Oh, far askew!
Do-it-yourself work = Weld-your-foot risk.
A psychic hotline
= It's a phony cliche.
= Coy 'I can help' shit.
To have an eating disorder... =
Have dinner! _I'd_ go eat roast.
The silicone breast implant surgeon:
hinting balloons = true masterpieces.
Lying: 'Strc prst skrz krk' - a wise choice. =
Strictly parsing Czech skrike works?
(The sentence, rather extreme in its lack of vowels, is an
oft-cited tongue twister. Some use it as fun proof that Czech
is a weird language. It means 'stick a finger through your
throat'.)
An animal rights protester = "Roasting shrimp later? Neat!"
What's in a name ~ when I am 'Satan'?
Re-education camps
= Capture comedians!
= Consume rice. Adapt.
Southern hospitality = Spur on hostility & hate.
Southern hospitality: It's poor. It's unhealthy.
The motto of The Onion - if you haven't heard of this publication, hie thee to http://wwww.theonion.com/...
'America's finest news source' =
Mission's free, accurate news.
or
Nemesis of accurate news, sir?
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet
=
Ever need gold? I'll urge 'Go lie at yon rainbow-end.'
Secret identity = discreet entity.
You deserve a break today, at McDonald's. =
Travesty: add ebola sauce or add monkey.
Some of these might just be antigrams:
Atomic atoll inspired ~ diplomatic relations.
and
Diplomatic relations
= L'il atomic drop in East.
= Polite, social art, mind.
= Old, tamer politicians.
= Timid alliance. Troops.
= "Idle capitalist moron!"
= "Cold NATO imperialist!"
Sunday service = Envy acid users. [No, they're never boring. No.]
Political candidates ~ add topical lie/antics.
Ponytails = Yon plaits!
Cops track ~ crackpots.
Noticing that they are being followed despite counter-measures, will
the more delusional of the lot have
Lost faith in ~ tinfoil hats?
"Time, please." = Ale empties.
Laugher is the best medicine, ~ but administer eight leeches.
Do maintenance rituals hurt? ~ Read the instruction manual!
The Bride of Wildenstein = Bone is whittled, refined.
Solitary confinement = Intimacy? Often loners.
and
In solitary confinement: = Lone. No intimacy. Strife.
The global positioning satellites =
Get lost in Gobi/sea/station? I'll help.
and
Global positioning system = I note: "Gang, possibly I'm lost."
Christians believe ~ invisible teachers.
Mastectomy surgery = Cuts, ergo asymmetry.
Sinking of the Titanic = 'Skating on thin ice' fit.
In the line of fire = Fini (no life there).
Collection agents = Locating sole cent.
Russian roulette = Serious nut alert!
To see the dentist
= Edits, tones teeth.
= "Do sit." Teeth tense.
and
A root canal dentist ~ attends 'oral action'!
One routinely swears ~ a New Year's resolution.
and
A New Year's resolution = Our style was 'In one ear...'
Unrequited love = Quiet. Never loud.
An antigram, one hopes:
Tense aggressions. =
Season's greetings
Rant? Rate things 'pretty exasperating'? ~
Then start preparing an exit strategy!
Porcine? A top solution is ~ liposuction operations.
Workplace = Lack power.
Lingerie ad = Leering aid.
Read the Book of Revelation! =
Eek - that 'a river of blood...' one?
A gambling casino = Basic Gaming Loan?
and
In a gambling casino...
= Blaming coins again?
= Basic longing? Mania?
To smoke weed = We'd toke some.
"Reefer Madness!" ~ defamers sneer.
'Unconditional love' = Lies and convolution?
Fairy tales ~ are falsity.
Meteorologists = Mist, sleet, or goo?
Don't you love it when your boss gives the employees little Christmas gifts?
Buy a stocking stuffer = Fuck gifts! Try bonuses!
False idols = Sad follies.
A private religious devotion = Soul prerogative. Naive idiot. My religious devotions = Some virgins die (you lot).
Choose the one you like best:
The business skills course
= So, suckers, is bullshit seen?
= Shun cubes, silk ties, losers!
and
Business skills training workshops
= Inner workings: bullshit. SOP: kiss ass.
= Spin on workers' ass-kissing bullshit
= Bullshit. Knowing ass-kissers' prison.
and
The business skills training = Bullshit. Sense air's stinking?
a bowl of muesli = Boo! Awful slime!
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