Red Dwarf theme tune anagrammed

This will make rather more sense to those familiar with the subject matter. The left-hand side is the lyrics to the theme tune of the British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, and the right-hand side follows the format of the introduction given in earlier episodes (including some verbatim lines).

It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace,
Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed,
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays [...]

We'll lock on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reach the stage where hyper-drive's engaged [...]


This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship /Red Dwarf/.

The only crew:
- Dave Lister, half-curry, half-chutney: he woke hung over for nine
   years after sleep in suspension
- a hologram of his 'eunuch' bunkmate, ninny Arnold Judas Rimmer
- a hip cat-descended creature ('Ow! Shiny!')
- Nude Nuns pinups.
I'm Holly, the computer.

The guys found an urgent fuel leak. It was Dave's feet (fungus and lint gunk).

Earth's millions of years away, Europe may not exist, but we still get
hold music, 'Huh? Fuck off!', and an engaged tone on BT's (un)helpline.  

Message ends. 

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