This is more or less a place-holder page at the moment. We just thought we would give you a quick idea what Quickie-Web-Voo has in store for the world...
When tenements stand high and overpopulation is rife, disease and fire spread more easily, providing some return to a natural balance. The current Web climate favours and rewards Flashy sites and pages that are 'best when viewed over a T3 line'. It is possible that somewhere there will be quietly unleashed a virus that patches browsers to simply not display screwed-up pages. Or perhaps a Web crawler that cleanses the world by finding lousy HTML and bloated sites and, once finding them, mail the Webmaster address an appropriately disguised application that deletes the offending pages.
Until then there's option two: Quickie-Web-Voo.
With the current version of QWV, there is no need to worry about having
the latest version. For the user of a nonexistent browser, there is no
need to worry that someone else will top a drunken boast of 'I
just installed Netscape 23.7!'. Similarly, there is no need to be
the lone 'Lynx' or 'w3m' Web log entry, surrounded by much bigger, sweaty
browsers. Our message is simple: link to this page and spread the
This site has been optimised for use with Quickie-Web-Voo Version 0.9, the thinking person's user-agent. This browser does not exist yet (a fact that one may argue makes it superior to most available browsers). So, once the QWV developers have ascertained what sorts of sites and users would be drawn to a Solution such as QWV, the browser can be tailor-made to fit their needs. So make your site QWV-compliant today. And use Quickie-Web-Voo - join the fight to take over Web access log files worldwide!
Or just include in your page's footer:
This site looks best when viewed with <a href="http://theanna.org/Voo/">Quickie-Web-Voo</a>.
We envision Quickie-Web-Voo having the light feel of Lynx, the hold on the marketplace of Microsoft® Internet Explorer, and the power of wget. We also hope to banish from the Earth the blight of the Netscapian legacy. We can do this only with your help. With your help, perhaps we can even get people to test browsers before releasing them.
Join the Campaign for a Nonexistent Browser!
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